Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear on XBox Live - Xbox360Evolved.com

TheFamilyGuy · 07-08-2007, 08:33 PM

I saw this article at N4G and found it to be funny and interesting...so here it is

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As a female gamer, you hear a lot of different comments on XBox Live from random players. It doesn’t take you long to realize that the majority of jerks on Live are not the most creative of people. You tend to hear the same comments over and over and often times verbatim. Each person thinks they are the first person ever to say that. Yes, you are that smart and original. And by smart and original I mean you are the one millionth dumbass to say that to me.

To everybody that has said these things to females online in the past and to those of you that will be saying them in the future, please come up with some new material. I say this on behalf of all female gamers that frequent XBox Live. These comments have been heard time and time again. You are not quite as witty as you think. But we all knew that already.

Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear on XBox Live

Are you a girl? You can’t be a girl. Everybody knows girls don’t play video games.*
I don’t expect that you would know much about girls as you obviously don’t interact with any. Ever.

Are you playing on your brother’s/boyfriend’s account?*
Obviously. Everybody knows girls don’t play video games and thus don’t have their own accounts. I don’t even think Microsoft lets females purchase their own accounts actually.

You must be a fat and ugly since you play video games.*
Yes. But I know that all males that play video games are ridiculously hot. Every last one of them. Including you.

Shouldn’t you be playing Barbie Horse Adventures?*
I’ve already beaten it over 10 times. I rock at that game! I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Hey sweetheart/beautiful/baby doll. How you doing?*
So much better now that you are here. *purrs

Dude. Dude! Are you a girl? Will you be my friend? Dude, accept my friend request! Let’s hook up!*
Yes please! Because I am so incredibly desperate for friends! I am so happy you came along to save me!

How old are you? Where do you live? Do you have a MySpace page?*
I will share all of that information with you as long as you promise to stalk me.

Girls belong in the kitchen. Go make me a sandwich.*
I am in the kitchen making a sandwich. I just beat you playing with one hand.

Are you a boy? When are your balls gonna drop?*
They already did. And your mom tells me I have the manliest voice ever. Every night. At least twice.

You sound hot! I bet you’re hot. Are you hot?*

Absolutely.

*sent a friend request

Source: Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear on XBox Live « Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play

Blinq · 07-08-2007, 08:55 PM

Hah, I know a lot of guys who say that every time we play with Female gamers.

IC3MAN · 07-08-2007, 08:56 PM

LOL, yeah ive heard that stuff before. I usually just play i dont really care if girls play video games. I dont comment on it at all

xDouG · 07-08-2007, 09:43 PM

Pretty Cool List.I heard that ''Are you a Boy?When are your balls gonna drop?'' thousands of times before,Lol

IC3MAN · 07-09-2007, 01:24 AM

Ive actually heard that more times then a couple of the ones listed, those are pretty common i always here those when im in a match with girls

Calo Nord · 07-09-2007, 04:23 AM

iv seen a really hot girl on UNO, the vision cam was on her cleavage!! i swear to god no joke!

TheFamilyGuy · 07-09-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Calo Nord

iv seen a really hot girl on UNO, the vision cam was on her cleavage!! i swear to god no joke!

ROFL!

i wonder if she did that purposely...

Marauder · 07-09-2007, 04:22 PM

Ya its not that big of a deal that girls play, In real life I know like 5 that do even my gf does. She mostly plays arcade games, shes good at Bejewled 2 lol.

X3E Gravity Flux · 07-09-2007, 04:36 PM

I always enjoyed playing H2 with my wife and the people on the other team wouldn't know she was my wife and they'd start in with that stuff... and then we'd mop the floor with them.

Calo Nord · 07-10-2007, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravity Flux

I always enjoyed playing H2 with my wife and the people on the other team wouldn't know she was my wife and they'd start in with that stuff... and then we'd mop the floor with them.

Does she approve of your gamerpic of a redhead with tight black bondage-like clothes lol.

X3E Gravity Flux · 07-10-2007, 09:48 AM

Yup! Hers is from the same picture pack. LOL... you should see my theme.

Blinq · 07-10-2007, 12:48 PM

It's me in the shower.
;]
xB
I'm just kidding,
But really what is it?

X3E Gravity Flux · 07-10-2007, 01:45 PM

NOT you in the shower!

ImperialRA · 07-10-2007, 07:11 PM

I wonder what the guy to girl ratio is on XBL. In some of there ads they show 2 guys and 1 girl playing live with headsets. Now we all know its much lower than 1/3.

Wannabe Guitarist · 07-11-2007, 01:50 PM

thats just pathetic.

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